Who Chairs
Slip this tee over your noggin and congratulations—you’ve just been elected Chair-man of the Bored. Up front, a grinning scarlet armchair pops up like, “Who chairs?”—the laziest existential question ever asked by living furniture. Keep walking and bam—the back unleashes a lounge-legend sprawled on a chunky blue mattress, casually waving off life’s drama with the ultimate mic-drop: “Nothing Really Mattress.”
Wear it when you want to broadcast two essential truths:
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You’re here to sit.
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You’re not here to stress.
The colors snap harder than bubble wrap in a quiet office, the puns hit softer than a pillow fight, and the whole vibe says, “Sure, the world’s on fire—but have you tried lying down?” Expect strangers to test your seat-availability, friends to rank their favorite dad jokes out loud, and at least one passer-by to mutter, “I needed that.”
“Who Chairs”: because when everything’s cushions and giggles, absolutely nothing really mattress.