Ані Руш
Behold Ані Руш — the shirt that captures the exact moment your body quits but your brain keeps typing emails out of habit.
At the top: the Ukrainian command ані руш, which basically means “freeze or perish.” Underneath: a floppy human-ish creature doing the universal gesture of no thoughts, no movement, no responsibilities.
Strangers will stop you and ask, “Are you okay?”
And you’ll answer, “Ані руш,” which is Ukrainian for, “Buddy, I haven’t been okay since 2011.”
Ані Руш — the tee that says “Leave me alone” but in a charming, bilingual, artsy way.